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Sat May 11, 2024
	After Florida was deemed the best state for education and Utah was the best state overall, now we have New Mexico as the most dangerous state source: usnews.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Photoshop Frank's Pizza place source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Day 808 of WW3: After failing to take Chasiv Yar in time for putin's coronation, orcs launch an armoured ground assault near Kharkiv, which so far holds although a "fierce battle [is] under way". This is your Saturday Ukraine invasion conversation source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	"You know you're doing good for cats that can't advocate for themselves. I'd like to think that they have some level of gratitude, that they know they're loved and cared for." Welcome to Caturday source: cronkitenews.azpbs.org \| share: Copy Link	442
	FTA: "Something tells us the jury will probably see things differently, but it is Florida, so you never know. Maybe they'll decide it actually isn't illegal to pull a gun on your daughter's Uber driver" source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Gen X columnist bemoans that "Gen Z has lost the ability to manage basic adulthood." Wait, isn't Gen X supposed to be too cool to care about anything? source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	114
(Some Guy)	New York somehow farks up selling pot in New York source: greenstate.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Family shocked..SHOCKED..to find hidden cam in sub-division median..Saw perp..ON THEIR RING CAM source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Pennsylvania wastewater contains enough lithium to supply 40% of the nation's demand. Are people there eating batteries as well as throwing them? source: techxplore.com \| share: Copy Link	23
(The Sun)	The sky is on fire tonight, the sun is there. Show us your pictures source: cdn.softservenews.com \| share: Copy Link	96
	Confrontation spills over into shiaty situation source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Summer vacations are coming up. Here's 10 great places to skip source: usnews.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Even gators need their Starbucks fix in Florida source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Woman targeted for using one weird trick to get $60,000 in merchandise free from self checkout source: local12.com \| share: Copy Link	59

Fri May 10, 2024
	Florida Man survives being bitten by sharks in 'feeding frenzy' in Bahamas after falling off boat. Probably too stupid to taste good source: abc7ny.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 10 is bogart, as in After painting many pictures of swamps, I had an exhibition of my bogart source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Postal carrier ticketed for doing 105 in a 60 zone, making everything she had with her express mail source: 13abc.com \| share: Copy Link	43
(Some Guy)	Chicanes added to thwart chicanery source: mynbc5.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	They go for a hug, you pull a gun and shoot 'em in the neck. That's that New Mexico high school graduation way source: kob.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	I love my mailman. He's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	The first rule of daycare fight night is don't take video of daycare fight night source: kbzk.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Photoshop this great invention source: assets.bonappetit.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Company using former passenger airliners to guarantee supply of Pale Ale in the event of nuclear war source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Final Destination: Animal Crossing Edition source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	If your wedding vows include the words 'Beaver Nuggets', you might be a redneck source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Sounds like a job for a good carpenter. Maybe even a great carpenter. Maybe even a carpentry God source: midhudsonnews.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Restaurant service in Ethiopia is pretty slow, yo (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	44
	Rubber Duck you got a Bear Bait on your back room, 10-4 source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	2021: Defund the police. 2024: Check out our new Rolls-Royce source: wsvn.com \| share: Copy Link	89
	We have a rich history of frat bros being assholes source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	53
(Some Guy)	Naked guy walks around Burlington, Vermont over a multi-day span. This being Vermont, no one much cares except for the few who held up scorecards rating his package source: mynbc5.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	"Son...I am disappoint" source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	88
	UN about to make the Israel/Palestine situation worse, or better source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	76
	The use of camel traffic lights to avoid camel traffic jams in the middle of the desert? It's more likely than you think source: odditycentral.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Photoshop this very tall ship source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	18
	It would be great if someone experiencing unexpected labor at home had a nurse. Better if the nurse was a second person and not the one in labor source: fox13news.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Macaque was too fat to survive in Bangkok source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
	Top Ten new baby names for 2023 released by the Social Security Administration. In related news, subby was 12 before he learned his real name wasn't "Bring me a beer, you little shiat" source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	77
(Some Guy)	Not News: Kansas man gets DUI. News: Kansas Mayor gets DUI. Fark: Kansas Mayor gets DUI after driving through the front door of a liquor store. Extra Fark: he claimed his brakes failed source: 1350kman.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Police warn citizens not to pick up folded dollar bills you find as they might contain traces of fentanyl. If you are a police officer and you had direct eye contact with the dollar bill, go to the nearest hospital immediately source: bobbybones.iheart.com \| share: Copy Link	57
(Houston Public Media)	Fine, we won't burn the books. We'll just start cutting the chapters we don't like source: houstonpublicmedia.org \| share: Copy Link	93
	Earth about to plunge back into the 1700s source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	63
	Move out UFOs, a container ship has been spotted 'hovering in mid-air' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	36
	Old and busted: take a bite out of crime. New hotness source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Chester Cheetah attacks police source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	24
(Some Seaguy)	Caption these San Francisco sunbathers source: sanfranciscolovetours.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Violent UK gangsters learn their encrypted messages aren't source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	"She said her aunt brushed off the (tornado) warning with a laugh" source: tennessean.com \| share: Copy Link	86
	Target caves to the troglodytes source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	251
	Man takes shelter in chimney during stormy weather. This is done more often during the flue season source: wbrc.com \| share: Copy Link	12

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